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Samples of shameless
bourgeois propaganda
Praise the Party here!
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The only permissible attitude on these pages is love.
Love of the Party.
Is most of fun everI have on computing machine being connected to very intersted world wide web, due to much laughing. Nostrovia.
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By Left of Left
08/19/04 - 9:07 pm
Yes Goat Balls. The southerners have not voted well in the past. They must be turned into vegitable oil to power the envronmentally friendly diesel engines of the Revolution! Some alcohol content in the southerners will be a very utilitarian increase in RED horsepower.
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By Goat Balls
08/19/04 - 7:54 pm
Comrades:
Are plans being implemented to round up, imprison, and re-educate all of the Bush supporters once Premier Kerry has assumed power? We cannot have people that believe in the individual instead of the common good moving freely about the country. They must be neutralized.
Just a few words of warning though: The southerners are a fierce and independent group that are also armed and drunk most of the time.
Oh, Wise Comrade,
Indeed you see the road that is ahead and the difficult actions that must be taken. Our Ministry of Truth and Society for the Advancement of Secondary Sexual Characteristics, will be handling the overall imprisonment of those resisting the Party line. We look forward to joining us in our struggle. Perhaps you can offer more advice on how to light the fires in the South.
Yours,
Kommander Djin
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By Left of Left
08/19/04 - 3:06 pm
I pray to the State and the Party that Comrade Kerry will appoint Comrade Hillary to find a way to turn right-wing nut jobs into a cheap fuel source to power the machinery of the Revolution.
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By Leon Trotskiy
08/19/04 - 2:29 pm
Dear comrades. Just wanted to point out that links "BE A BOLSHEVIK", "PROPAGANDA" and "PRAVDA" are not working when using Netscape 7.1.
Is this becuse it is not party approved browser?
Indeed, the masses can only support one browser, comrade. In our quest for true global unity, we will be converting all personal computers to the Pyongyang-built computational machines. Please submit your current machine to the neighborhood recyclery, for once our Comrade Kerry is in charge, the inventor of the Internet, Mr. Gore, will be the Minister of Communications.
Yours, Kommander Djin
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By janet
08/18/04 - 11:59 pm
that castro guy is HOT!! (what's a pickup tuck?) (what's a nettle?)
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By e.c.l.
08/18/04 - 12:11 am
Oh, and it would be awesome to see t-shirts in the State Store in sizes small and x-small. For your petite comrades.
Restrictions of state-planned economy force us to develop all products in one size, color, and quality. But since you asked so nicely, we'll decree that our state artist selflessly volunteer his free time to develop some more variety at his own expense. Don't worry, labor therapy will be good for his developing alcoholism.
Red Eye
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By e. c. l.
08/18/04 - 12:05 am
This site is amazing. I would like to see more poster designs for me to print, though!
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By Seymour Taxes
08/17/04 - 9:51 pm
Hi guys! We love your site devoted to the overthrow of the illegitimate Bush junta.
The evil capitalist pig-dogs stole the election, now we will steal their wealth.
Free Mumia!
-Seymour Taxes and Ceasar Assets
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By generalsecretary
08/17/04 - 6:16 pm
Dear toiling peasants,
I have taken time out to formally greet you all and welcome you to this great site. My work is so important in this great revolution that I rarely find time to mingle with the peasants.
It is a long trip down from Chapaqua but I see my right hand man CHE is keeping the red flag flying.
I urge you all to turn up at the next party outing. It is of course voluntary. However if you cannot attend please supply us with the names and location of your closest relatives.
Your Great Leader and General Secretary.
PS Hillary Akbar
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By ZBrisk Concerned Liberal
08/17/04 - 6:08 am
YOU CRAZY CAPITALIST PIGS. KERRY IS NOT A COMMUNIST! HE IS A GREEDY CAPITALIST, MONEY-HOARDING INFIDEL!!! WHY DON'T YOU GO CRASH YOUR BLACK HAWK HELICOPTERS AND LOSE ANOTHER GEURILLA WAR?!
DIE.
Praise Thor and Lenin
The left has no problem telling you how they FEEL now do they. Too funny. They must be feeling the power of the great revolution.
Che'
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By COMRADS!!!
08/16/04 - 8:09 pm
THIS WEBSITE IS HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
for the first five minutes i thought it was serious and then i noticed the whole aclu relationship. I LOVE IT even though i'm a total bougouise (or however you spell it). you know, consumerist communism is possible.
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By A Concerned Vet
08/16/04 - 3:36 pm
Dear Comrade Che'
This is "A Concerned Vet" (Sanitised Name of What Comrade Kerry said I was in 1971). You forgot to mention in your praise for Comrade Kerry that along with his comrades in the Vietnam Veterans Against the War when they had their demonstration in DC in 1971 they had 600 pounds of explosives that they were planning to blow one of the bridges in Washington. I was in Explosive Ordnance Disposal at that time and spent three nights searching the bridges. We actually found a hoax bomb on Key Bridge. Shortly after that, someone succeded in detonating a home made bomb in the US Capital building next to the Senate chamber. The revolution started long ago.
Dear Imperialist Veteran,
You are absolutely correct. Comrade Kerry has been on our side for much too long without receiving the credit he deserves. Our previous Revolutions have started with such subversive acts and we can call our Comrade Senator a truly deep supporter of the cause. We thank you for drawing attention to his achievements and we look forward to making those heard.
On Behalf of the Central Committee of the Politburo,
Kommander Djin.
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By Stepan
08/16/04 - 3:05 am
Great site, very funny!!!
The serious thing is Kerry is a dedicated Leninist and to the cause of Socialism/Communism....
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By D.J. Gulag
08/15/04 - 9:04 pm
If I can have free healthcare and 100% literacy for the amazing low price of a boot stomping my face into the dirt, then I say lace up a pair and give me a taste of that sweet bootleather!
Remember, the people must work together to achieve greatness. Greatness does not exist by itself. Therefore, your face will see dirt much before the free healthcare that will be providing you bandages to fix up the back of your neck.
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By Jakob
08/15/04 - 8:27 pm
This is too funny guys
Greetings from Denmark.
The revolucion is now Internacional. Thank you for your praise comrade.
Viva la Revolucion!
J.F.Che'
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By LUELinks Voter
08/15/04 - 8:09 pm
In Soviet Russia, Purple Hearts Won Kerry!
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By A Concerned Vet
08/15/04 - 1:41 pm
Hi there Hi,
Just check out the flag that Kerry and his buddies from the Vietnam Veterans Against the War are carrying in the anti-war demonstrations. I think you will find it is the flag of the National Liberation Front. And his girl friend, Jane Fonda sure as hell wasn't sitting on an American Anti-Aircraft Gun singing God Bless America. I think it is very clear who Kerry wanted to win the war by his actions.
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By Joerg Haider
08/14/04 - 11:41 pm
This has got to be the most elaborate spoof of Billionaires for Bush that I've seen so far. Nice work.
The "STOP the economic boom created by G.W. Bush" is twisted enough that it could almost be one of theirs. I guess some misguided communist might try to stop it...if it only existed!
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By mazeartist
08/14/04 - 11:26 pm
This a great way to beat the "Billionaires for Bush" at their own game- street theatrics. Great work!
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