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you all are misinformed and i think that god for bid does your message reach any mass of people, you are performing a dangerous service. how can you claim that kerry is a communist or even shares any kind of agenda with communists? john kerry fought to supress communism in vietnam. im sure your response to this will be that after his military service he was opposed to the war. however, that is an invalid rebbutal because his anti-war position had nothing to do with any kind of economic ideology. to my knowledge, he never stated that he felt that the forces the united states army was fighting were righteous or consitent with his beliefs.
john kerry is a capitalist.
john kerry has made his fortune from the capitalist system.
some basic ideals of communism are that all means of production are 'publicly'owned- or owned by the government; all property is owned by the government; all business is owned and controlled by the government.
no where in any part of john kerrys platform does he outline anything at all similar to these beliefs. perhaps you are not familiar with john kerrys platform.
i suspect that if i stood on street dressed as hitler with a sign 'nazis for bush', you would dispute me. what did the nazi party and hitler advocate? and what is it that bush advocates? the two are not all that similar. however, passerbys would most deffinitly be effected by this tactic.
i am not advocating john kerry, nor am i advocating communism. all i am saying is that i believe you are misinforming people- either intentionally or ignorantly. i believe it is intentional, because i cant understand how someone could ally john kerrys platform with that of castros, ches, lenins or any of the other communist leaders you dress up as at your little rallies. if you are ignorant to the fact that john kerry actually is neither a communist nor an advocate of communist ideals, then so be it. you can educate yourselvs and put an end to your nonsense. but if you sincearly believe that kerry is a communist, then please convince me.
Short answer:
BILLIONAIRES FOR BUSH!
Long answer: I must quote comrade Kerry, "We can not fight communism throughout the world". Huh, well if you can't beat em, join em. And how about Queen Hillary, "We must take things away from you on behalf of the common good". Huh, sounds like Karl Marx in the Communist Manefesto. Also, my dear, lighten up. Conservatives are permitted to have fun too and we refuse to be silenced by the left any longer!
Viva la Revolucion!
J.F.Che'
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"you all are misinformed and i think that god for bid does your message reach any mass of people, you are performing a dangerous service."
How can the expression of free thought be dangerous, is it not the blessing of democracy that our ideas compete in a forum of thought and are respected by their own merits? In a democracy we don't need to hide ideas, the truth will either validate them or destroy them. It is only socialists and socialist governments, which patronizingly believe they must protect the masses from "dangerous Ideas" with the help of the educated elites like yourself which deems what ideas are appropriate for discussion. Or is it that you think your ideas to weak to compete that they have to be subsidized by your section(censorship) process
"how can you claim that kerry is a communist or even shares any kind of agenda with communists?"
this is too easy, if you only where half as informed as your elitist tone in your snide remarks! go to www.cpusa.org I read up on the 10 reasons the communists endorse Kerry, you might recognize some of the rhetoric from the convention. After reading that you will agree most of the democratic speeches were not even original.
"john kerry fought to supress communism in vietnam. im sure your response to this will be that after his military service he was opposed to the war. however, that is an invalid rebbutal because his anti-war position had nothing to do with any kind of economic ideology."
Ouch, your inconsistency lies within your own sentence, "to supress communism in Vietnam" So the war was against Communism. "His anti-war position had nothing to do with any kind of economic ideology" if the war was against Communism then his anti-war position would be against the war on Communism (your words not mine) or what else It certainly wasn't imperialism, for the only land gained, were the graves of our dead.
"he never stated that he felt that the forces the united states army was fighting were righteous or consitent with his beliefs."
You need to read up on Kerry's 'Holiday in Cambodia' performance at the senate hearings. As reported in The Congressional Record, on March 27, 1986, Sen. John Kerry spoke on the Senate floor against U.S. support for the anti-communist contras in Nicaragua:
"I remember Christmas of 1968 sitting on a gunboat in Cambodia. I remember what it was like to be shot at by Vietnamese and Khmer Rouge and Cambodians, and have the president of the United States telling the American people that I was not there; the troops were not in Cambodia. I have that memory which is seared - seared - in me . . ."
read carefully again especially the part with "against U.S. support for the anti-communist contras in Nicaragua"
('Holiday in Cambodia'Not to be confused with the song performed by the Dead Kennedys)
"john kerry is a capitalist".
I missed that slogan or is that a speech quote. He must have felt like a furrier at a Greenpeace convention when he dropped that bomb
"john kerry has made his fortune from the capitalist system."
Correction: John Kerry married the widow of a republican who made a fortune from the capitalist system. Some basic ideals of communism are that all means of production are 'publicly'owned- or owned by the government; all property is owned by the government; all business is owned and controlled by the government.
no where in any part of john kerrys platform does he outline anything at all similar to these beliefs. perhaps you are not familiar with john kerrys platform.
this will just take too long to demonstrate, just because some ideas are as think as wood does not make them a blank in a platform. Come back when you have read up on your Marx and his ideas of Social Justice, not just public property. Better yet start with the split between French and Scottish Humanism. Hint: America is a dream of Scottish Humanism and Communism is the abomination of French Humanism. After reading Adam Smith, John Locke, Jean Jacques Rousseau don't forget the Vienna School of economics von Mises, Schumpeter, and Hayek's book "Road to serfdom" is actually a spoof on a communist bestseller "road to freedom." In the 80 I used to exchange the book covers when I took them to eastern Europe. Just like your socialist counterparts back then you liberals rarely read.
"i suspect that if i stood on street dressed as hitler with a sign 'nazis for bush', you would dispute me. what did the nazi party and hitler advocate? and what is it that bush advocates? the two are not all that similar."
I Do dispute you! Nazi is an abbreviation of NSDAP Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei or National Socialist German Workers' Party. Notice the word Socialist. If you where to dress up according to the time period you would have dressup as Stresemann, with a sign "Weimar Republic for Bush" to be ideologically correct. (he was a sharp dresser, has a suit named after him)
"however, passerbys would most deffinitly be effected by this tactic."
Sadly because liberals dominate education, I doubt most would get the reference to Weimar, better to go for the cheap shock reaction of Hitler than historical accuracy.
"i am not advocating john kerry, nor am i advocating communism. all i am saying is that i believe you are misinforming people- either intentionally or ignorantly. i believe it is intentional, because i cant understand how someone could ally john kerrys platform with that of castros, ches, lenins or any of the other communist leaders."
Next time when you surf our "useful Idoloclast" section of our site look up that classic soviet expression. Why wouldn't Lenin, Che, Castro, or any of the other communist leaders support a class traitor as a stepping stone to world revolution. Remember Stalin (a communist leader) could have prevented the rise of Hitler in 1932 if he allowed the German Communists to form a collation with the German Socialists. And of course let us not forget the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact or Hitler-Stalin pact of 1939 helping out a fellow socialist who was well national or as Molotov put it "fascism is a matter of taste".
Check out Stalin's speech on Aug 19, 1939, where he insisted that a great war between the western powers was necessary for the spread of World Revolution. http://home.swipnet.se/nordling/Stalinspeech.html
"at your little rallies"
numbers alone does not make one right or morally superior remember during 1940 and 41 Churchill stood alone against Hitler.
"if you are ignorant to the fact that john kerry actually is neither a communist nor an advocate of communist ideals, then so be it. you can educate yourselvs and put an end to your nonsense. but if you sincearly believe that kerry is a communist,"
John Kerry is not a communist, just a watered down socialist, a "useful idoloclast" as red eye has put it, a welcome mat to wipe our Bolshevik boots on our way to world revolution.
"then please convince me."
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Kommissar Finn
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By Al Inglesino
08/13/04 - 9:11 pm
This is great. Haven't laughed this hard in weeks.
I love this site and am proud to call the creators fellow Americans.
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By Leon Trotskiy
08/13/04 - 1:25 pm
Comrade Kerry's future cabinet
Secretary of Health and Human Services - Comrade Hillary Rodham Clinton.
With her great expertise in this area and in the revolutionary tradition of such comrades as Rosa Luxemburg and Angela Davis, comrade Hillary will create health plan that is equal for all !!!
Here are some highlights in the Q&A format:
MEDICAL INSURANCE EXPLAINED
(Research done by the AARP Legal Department)
Q. What does HMO stand for?
A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, "HEY MOE." Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Moe of the Three Stooges, who discovered that a patient could be made to forget the pain in his foot if he was poked hard enough in the eye.
Q. I just joined an HMO. How difficult will it be to choose the doctor I want?
A. Just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents. Your insurer will provide you with a book listing all the doctors in the plan. The doctors basically fall into two categories--those who are no longer accepting new patients, and those who will see you but are no longer participating in the plan. But don't worry, the remaining doctor who is still in the plan and accepting new patients has an office just a half-day's drive away and a diploma from a third world country.
Q. Do all diagnostic procedures require pre-certification?
A. No. Only those you need.
Q. Can I get coverage for my preexisting conditions?
A. Certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment.
Q. What happens if I want to try alternative forms of medicine?
A. You'll need to find alternative forms of payment.
Q. My pharmacy plan only covers generic drugs, but I need the name brand. I tried the generic medication, but it gave me a stomach ache. What should I do?
A. Poke yourself in the eye.
Q. What if I'm away from home and I get sick?
A. You really shouldn't do that.
Q. I think I need to see a specialist, but my doctor insists he can handle my problem. Can a general practitioner really perform a heart transplant right in his/her office?
A. Hard to say, but considering that all your risking is the $20 co-payment, there's no harm in giving it a shot.
Q. Will health care be different in the next century?
A. No, but if you call right now, you might get an appointment by then.
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By Scott
08/12/04 - 9:53 pm
Anonymous wrote
"IMAGINE" PERFECT WORLD. VOTE KERRY, AMERICAN CAPITALIST PIGDOGS!
Thank you comrades for starting the revolution. Kerry is just the first step on the way to socialism and eventually the glorious communist state. Imagine the new U.S.S.A!
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By therussianenemy
08/12/04 - 9:49 am
haha i want one of those t-shirts, this is funniest thing i have seen in a loooong time, you guys rock =)
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By Comrade Capitalist
08/11/04 - 11:32 pm
Anonymous wrote
Don't believe that the left wing media is fixing the news so that Bush looks bad?
Is it too early to name Comrade Kerry's future cabinet? I think not. Here are some suggestions (I hope Politburo will approve)
Secretary of State - Comrade Ted Kennedy (currently representing Peoples Republic of Massachusetts in citadel of the imperialism, U.S. Senate)
Attorney General - Comrade Barney Frank (currently representing Peoples Republic of Massachusetts in that other citadel of the imperialism, U.S. Congress)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) - Al Sharpton. In the 100 days in office has commited to issuing a new decree prohibiting white "interlopers" owning a property or operating a business above 116th street in Manhattan.
MORE TO COME....
Other comrades are welcome to make suggestions...
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By France
08/11/04 - 12:05 pm
Viva Kerry!
-We surrender!
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By Che
08/11/04 - 9:26 am
Thank you all for the compliments. The best from of praise is to tell a friend. We need all of "The People's" help to get the word out and mobilize.
Viva la Revolucion!
J.F.Che'
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By Frank, A Comrade
08/10/04 - 8:00 pm
Great Site!! I love everything, you're so funny.
Awesome shirts at the state store too
Good luck
Frank
South Carolina
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By bubba marx
08/10/04 - 5:15 pm
The bleating masses are on the march!!! Long live the revolution!!! .....and pass the heinz 57
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By God
08/10/04 - 4:37 pm
Amazing!
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By Mises is my hero
08/10/04 - 11:53 am
Long live Austrian economics and free markets!
Please report to your nearest train station. A kommissar will meet you there with your vacation voucher. Bring warm clothing and a shovel.
Regards,
The Party's Razor
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By Leon Trotskiy
08/10/04 - 11:14 am
Вся власть Советам!!! Вперёд, на баррикады.
Выражаю благодарность Партии, Правительству и лично товарищу Сталину, errr, Kerry !!!
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By Zod
08/09/04 - 9:26 pm
This page rocks... You guys are great.
Хорошая работа, товарищи!!
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By Joseph Stalin
08/09/04 - 5:40 pm
Saw my picture on the homepage. Just wait for the next Party purge, you Trotskiite deviationists!
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By jimbgood
08/09/04 - 4:52 pm
You guys are hilarious!! When i first went to this web site i was prepared to be mad but if youre real communists, capitalism has nothing to fear. I hope you get a lot of publicity. Thanks for the laughs.
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